My neck muscles are uncomfortably tense. It feels like I could pluck them like guitar strings. I’ve tried ibuprofen, Icy Hot, stretching, and sternly worded rebukes, but my chin is still drawn involuntarily down to my sternum. The point where my neck connects to my chest muscles is sore. I would like to get some sleep, but it’s surprisingly hard to breathe in this position.
DUMBEST. INJURY. EVER.